Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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