their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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