I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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