hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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