Barsexuality is the new black.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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