Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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