You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
