Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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