i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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