White coat. Heels.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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