Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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