we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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