plz talk dirty to me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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