That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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