got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I checked into jail on foursquare
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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