Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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