I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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