If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
