I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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