i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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