wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My feet surprised me
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