Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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