I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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