You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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