he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German