I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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