She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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