you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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