Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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