Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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