EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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