D3 body, D1 cock
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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