are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can I color on your dick again?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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