so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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