well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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