Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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