I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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