So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
