i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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