That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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