Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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