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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  i must have dtf stamped on my forehead

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  (919): i must have dtf stamped on my forehead http://tfl.nu/gk7r
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  (818): View more from California

  so... thinking about masturbating finally

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  taking the losers way out I see

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  (818): so... thinking about masturbating finally (661): taking the losers way out I see http://tfl.nu/lnxg
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.

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  (708): Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places. http://tfl.nu/g3d1
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  (305): View more from Florida

  we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze

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  (305): we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze http://tfl.nu/vupv
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  (716): View more from New York

  sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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  (716): sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner http://tfl.nu/i2lb
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  (512): View more from Texas

  There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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  (512): There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW. http://tfl.nu/izzq
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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  (309): I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors. http://tfl.nu/cath
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.

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  (708): I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off. http://tfl.nu/ln09
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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  (203): I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole. http://tfl.nu/9iug
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look

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  (717): tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look http://tfl.nu/7aaf
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  (865): View more from Tennessee

  Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.

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  (865): Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight. http://tfl.nu/26e1
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other

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  (703): Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other http://tfl.nu/yr17
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.

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  (208): I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles. http://tfl.nu/64t5
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.

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  (773): There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church. http://tfl.nu/aslp
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs

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  (303): When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs http://tfl.nu/j5ii
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