Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.