i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?