Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"