Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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