tell your sister to shave her snatch
my vag is so smooth its legendary
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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