I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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