i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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