Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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