My room smells like vodka and shame
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize