your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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