kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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