5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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