i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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