The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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