no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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