i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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