And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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