The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You pole danced in your parka.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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