Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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