The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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