Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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