need another drink. this is the easiest way
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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